A Reasonable Top Three

I will be honest and say how difficult it was to evaluate the Idolists after a week of watching the Eurovision Song Contest’s world-class productions. Shoutout to Nutsa, an Idolist last season, for making the Eurovision Grand Final. On behalf of her country, Georgia, she finished 21st of 25 finalists, and I thought she deserved better. 


In this season’s penultimate show, the remaining five Idolists sang two songs from Disney movies. Idol reject1 Kane Brown coached Round 1.

Round 1

Abi (The Little Mermaid Part of Your World) Very pretty, dynamic, evocative vocal. A-

Triston (The Princess and the Frog Almost There) Hi-quality karaoke. C+

Emmy (Hannah Montana: The Movie The Climb) D

Jack (Cars 2 Nobody’s Fool) Yeah, Luke, it is hard to find words for that performance. The struggle is real right now. C-

Will (Toy Story 4 The Ballad of a Lonesome Cowboy) It was a sleepy song choice. He did an excellent job recovering from messing up the lyrics, but I wasn’t paying attention until then. This performance never went anywhere. C

Round 1 summary: I struggled to connect with the Idolists’ performances. And what are their career prospects after the show ends?

Round 2

Emmy (Onward Carried Me With You) She’s trying. But every critique from the judges throughout the season, including the positive ones, mentions confidence. C-

Triston (Cars Life Is a Highway) That was good, but I have not been able to get past my feeling of “he’s really good for his age.B+

Abi (Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 The Chain) Abi has a terrific voice, but I did not like the laid-back arrangement that stripped the Fleetwood Mac classic of its heat. However, I did like the various rock star poses. Kind of Haley Williams-ish. B-2

Jack (Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny Space Oddity) In contrast to Abi, I loved how Jack slightly tweaked the Bowie original in an effective way while staying true to his artistic identity. A

Will (D3: The Mighty Ducks Born to Be Wild) This justified the Glory Spot! Great song choice. If I closed my eyes, I would have thought he had turned into Bob Seger. That was nice. A

Round 2 summary: This was better for me. Maybe the first round reminded me that I am watching raw apprentices cosplay pop stars rather than polished Eurovision performers. Once I settled in, I could better accept them as they are.

Top Three for the Finale (“Tom – Dim the Lights! And here we go!”)

  • Will
  • Abi
  • Jack

Not Top Three

  • Emmy
  • Triston

Given the five Idolists remaining, these were the right choices, even though Triston had a higher GPA (see below). Jack was more of a risk-taker and had some clunker performances. But when he was good, he was uniquely good. I am genuinely surprised, though, about Emmy. I was sure the voters were going to put her into the Finale.

Will should win and I will be shocked if he does not.

Updated GPAs.

Will3.5
Abi3.0
Triston2.8
Jack2.7
Emmy2.3

See you next week. Until then, check out the singles dropping by the Top Three on May 17.


  1. He didn’t make it past pre-judging to get an audition in front of the judges. ↩︎
  2.  Of the band Paramore, also known as My Girl Hayley, also known as My Queen (not to be confused with THE Queen – Aretha – or Dua Lipa, who I also bow down to as My Queen). ↩︎

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