Once upon a time[1], Lenny Kravitz sang, “It Aint’ Over Til It’s Over.” By “over,” I’m not referring to Season 9 of Bachelor in Paradise, although this enjoyable season (Thanks Evil Genius Producers (EGPs)) has come to an end. In my case, I’m referring to over as meaning the relationships of the three couples coming... Continue Reading →

WHO WILL SURVIVE THE MOST SHOCKING ROSE CEREMONY OF THE SEASON? By shocking, Jesse Palmer must have meant the number of commercial breaks we had to endure to get there. After the two-plus hour Finale of The Bachelor for Old People, The Suits at ABC (sABCs) apparently decided to pad their bottom line with ad... Continue Reading →

Due to an overload of obligations that pay the bills and keep the wine bar amply stocked, this, and perhaps next week’s blogs will be shorter and possibly posted later than usual. But our most recent episode is easy to meaningfully recap succinctly, as the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) had one thing on their mind:... Continue Reading →

Our latest chapter in Paradise Mayhem began with a blonde in a beautiful black gown crying in a limo bemoaning her lost opportunity to find everlasting love . . . oh . . . wait . . . that was the bleed-over[1] of Golden Bachelor into the Paradise hour. So much has happened and is... Continue Reading →

Welcome back to Paradise and the Saga of the Bowels of Sam. Sunrise – that critical chronological moment for major medical decisions - has occurred [cue The Chambers Brothers Time Has Come Today] and Sam has experienced no movement in her lack of movement. Sadly, she must say her goodbyes to Paradise, her potential love... Continue Reading →

This week’s episode of Paradise raised many questions: How many times was the word “poop” used?[1] How is a poop baby delivered? What is the procedure?[2] How many Google searches during and after the show were done for delivering poop babies?[3] Was #poop or #poopbaby trending on Twitter/X? [4] Maybe “poop baby” is also a... Continue Reading →