The Missing Mean Judge is ready to hand out some grades on Top 24, Round 2 in Disneyland. [cue Pigmeat Markham Here Comes the Judge] Odell Blunton, Jr. (Platinum ticket winner) Bruno Mars Uptown Funk. Nice voice, but this was loungy. He kept singing “too hot,” and it never got past lukewarm.B Elleigh Marie CeeLo... Continue Reading →
Yes, The Missing Judge is Back (MMJ)! [cue Rihanna Dem Haters] I needed to shake things up for myself for this season of Idol. I needed a change of perspective. Rather than slog through auditions and backstories, I thought it would be fun to come in after the judges had decided their Top 24. So... Continue Reading →
Best. Bachelor. Season. Ever. Best. Bachelor. Ever. Best. Episode. Ever. Best. Fake. Bachelorette. Announcement. Ever. Best. Not. The. Bachelorette. Ever. [cue Tina Turner The Best] Best. Bachelor. Season. Ever. Because of Joey (see Best. Bachelor. Ever. below). Because of a very compelling potential fiance´ (see Best. Not. The. Bachelorette. Ever.). Because of a very compelling,... Continue Reading →
It took Jesse less than 30 seconds to promise us that this would be an “explosive and emotional” Women Tell All. And less than 20 seconds later, he introduced the Golden Bachelorettes in the audience and their new podcast. So, if you had “dramatic, hyperbolic announcement” and “mention of Golden Bachelorettes” in your Bachelor Drinking... Continue Reading →
Welcome to my recap of this week’s episode of The Golden Bachelorettes Are Coming! The Golden Bachelorettes Are Coming! The Suits at ABC (sABCs) are doing their darndest to make sure we tune in to the newest installment of The Bachelor franchise whenever that turns out to happen. Meanwhile, in other news, Maria experienced a... Continue Reading →
A semi-regular, maybe regular, column of musical musings. Song of the Year? Dua Lipa Houdini - While I anxiously await her new album to drop sometime this year, I still cannot get enough of this song she graced us with back in November. https://open.spotify.com/track/4OMJGnvZfDvsePyCwRGO7X?si=9fe0e5980ace42e9 Album of the Year? Rose Frater-Taylor Featherweight - I am obsessed... Continue Reading →
Cue Maria from West Side Story. Cue Ave Maria. Cue Santana’s Maria, Maria. Cue R.B. Greaves Take a Letter Maria. Cue My Maria, I Did What I Did for Maria, O Maria, Dear Maria Count Me In[1]. Cue ALL the Maria songs[2]. It had to end this way. Even though we waited for 80 of... Continue Reading →
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