Welcome to my recap of this week’s episode of The Golden Bachelorettes Are Coming! The Golden Bachelorettes Are Coming! The Suits at ABC (sABCs) are doing their darndest to make sure we tune in to the newest installment of The Bachelor franchise whenever that turns out to happen. Meanwhile, in other news, Maria experienced a... Continue Reading →

Cue Maria from West Side Story. Cue Ave Maria. Cue Santana’s Maria, Maria. Cue R.B. Greaves Take a Letter Maria. Cue My Maria, I Did What I Did for Maria, O Maria, Dear Maria Count Me In[1]. Cue ALL the Maria songs[2]. It had to end this way. Even though we waited for 80 of... Continue Reading →

It’s been a LONG and exhausting work week thus far, so this entry will be shorter and more to the point than is typical. But didn’t the episode feel that way? It, too, moved quickly to its raison d’etre of determining whose families Joey would meet. With hometown-to-meet-the-fam visits on the line, the Evil Genius... Continue Reading →

There are four weeks to go, and the rush to get Joey down on one knee[1] (take a sip) is moving at a fast pace. He made a pre-Rose Ceremony cut (Jess). Lexi self-eliminated as while she felt Joey was Mr. Right, her let’s-have-babies-right-away timeline math wasn’t mathing for him [cue Dr. John Right Place... Continue Reading →

We are five episodes into the season, and with ten episodes planned, we are at the halfway point. So, rather than recap two shows that didn’t change the arc of Joey’s journey to find love (take a sip!), I will offer my thoughts on the season so far. They are listed in no particular order.... Continue Reading →

The season started with 30-something women, and by that, I mean the number of women rather than their age, lest Medina feel offended for being the ripe old age of 31. This episode began with only 18 women. I have no idea who is gone, and the rest of the women all seem the same... Continue Reading →