Yeah, I was otherwise occupied and unable to watch or write on the Premiere in a timely fashion. Nothing much happens in the opener, anyway. Lots of beautiful women show up. Some make ridiculous entrances[1]. The Bachelor sends a few home. We remember a few: Maria and Jess, who are potential troublemakers, and the two... Continue Reading →
My Favorite Music of 2023
It’s that time for my annual look back on my favorite new music. I think I say this every year, but 2023 was one of my favorite years for music, which is why this year’s list is longer than usual. However, there was one remarkable standout. BEST OF THE BEST Gabriels Angels & Queens Many... Continue Reading →
Paradise Really Lost
Once upon a time[1], Lenny Kravitz sang, “It Aint’ Over Til It’s Over.” By “over,” I’m not referring to Season 9 of Bachelor in Paradise, although this enjoyable season (Thanks Evil Genius Producers (EGPs)) has come to an end. In my case, I’m referring to over as meaning the relationships of the three couples coming... Continue Reading →
Paradise Lost
WHO WILL SURVIVE THE MOST SHOCKING ROSE CEREMONY OF THE SEASON? By shocking, Jesse Palmer must have meant the number of commercial breaks we had to endure to get there. After the two-plus hour Finale of The Bachelor for Old People, The Suits at ABC (sABCs) apparently decided to pad their bottom line with ad... Continue Reading →
Dreams and Nightmares
As we near the end of Paradise, we can expect the relational bliss that all of the couples are currently experiencing to be destroyed by the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs). There will, no doubt, be an exception or two that will leave the Playa Escondida Resort unscathed, which will likely come as a surprise to... Continue Reading →
The Devil’s Bride Gets Her Guy
Dear Suits at ABC (sABCs): I respect your right to program your network in whatever way suits your strategic objectives. As an occasional consumer of said programming, I would appreciate accurate and updated information about the provision of your content so that I can allocate the precious resource of my time around the consumption of... Continue Reading →
Chaos and Confusion
Due to an overload of obligations that pay the bills and keep the wine bar amply stocked, this, and perhaps next week’s blogs will be shorter and possibly posted later than usual. But our most recent episode is easy to meaningfully recap succinctly, as the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) had one thing on their mind:... Continue Reading →
