I’m actually going to recap this piece of trash. I will put in minimal effort, though. But I’m going to hate myself in the morning, anyway. So please tell me that you’ll love me tomorrow. [cue Carol King]
Hour 1. [cue Selena Gomez Bad Liar]
Yelling. Lots of yelling. Mean, angry, spiteful yelling. All directed at Shanae. I almost admire the come for me bishes attitude she threw at the girls, though.
It was a terrible move to have Shanae come to the therapy sofa to be subjected to even more direct public humiliation. It was ugly, and I really needed to use the Mute button.
Hour 1 to Hour 1:30. Unrequited Love [cue Evanescence Wasted On You] We hear from Teddi and Serene. Allegedly, Clay-doh’s brother slid into Teddi’s DMs, but Clay-doh and his brother denied that on Twitter. Either way, Teddi said the only thing that made sense all night.
Hour 1:30-Hour 1:50. The Girls Come for Clayton.
But somebody named Kira came for Clay-doh in a different way.
Last 10 minutes. Bloopers and previews from the GREATEST, MOSTEST DRAMATIC, CONSEQUENTIAL, HISTORY-CHANGING EVENT EVER!!!
I’m ready for this to be over. FYI, the next blog will likely be late this week. Other demands, plus it does seem this penultimate episode will be a lot to digest and muse on.
P.S. Surprise! No wine this week. Didn’t feel like wasting a bottle on a bad episode.
 Clay-doh is taken from the Claire Fallon and Emmy Gray Love to See It podcast.