Due to an overload of obligations that pay the bills and keep the wine bar amply stocked, this, and perhaps next week’s blogs will be shorter and possibly posted later than usual. But our most recent episode is easy to meaningfully recap succinctly, as the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) had one thing on their mind:... Continue Reading →

Our latest chapter in Paradise Mayhem began with a blonde in a beautiful black gown crying in a limo bemoaning her lost opportunity to find everlasting love . . . oh . . . wait . . . that was the bleed-over[1] of Golden Bachelor into the Paradise hour. So much has happened and is... Continue Reading →

Welcome back to Paradise and the Saga of the Bowels of Sam. Sunrise – that critical chronological moment for major medical decisions - has occurred [cue The Chambers Brothers Time Has Come Today] and Sam has experienced no movement in her lack of movement. Sadly, she must say her goodbyes to Paradise, her potential love... Continue Reading →

This week’s episode of Paradise raised many questions: How many times was the word “poop” used?[1] How is a poop baby delivered? What is the procedure?[2] How many Google searches during and after the show were done for delivering poop babies?[3] Was #poop or #poopbaby trending on Twitter/X? [4] Maybe “poop baby” is also a... Continue Reading →

Writers: How much mayhem do you want us to make? Evil Genius Producers (EGPs): Yes. The cliff we were left hanging on last week had Olivia wishin' and hopin' and thinkin' and prayin', planning, and dreamin' that Aven would show up to steal Kylee away from Will to make him pay for kissing her and... Continue Reading →

[Cue The Beach Boys Good Vibrations] I’m picking up good vibrations, she’s giving me the excitations (oom bop bop) . . . Welcome back to the beaches of Paradise where catching vibes and lusting for abs reign supreme. And sucking toes. Sucking toes are important. Perhaps attempting to reset the negative vibes from the psychological... Continue Reading →