At the outset, I want to thank the Suits at ABC (sABCs) and the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) for their opening announcement to humorously remind me that I am not their target demographic. The opening beefcake scene further reinforced that reminder. There is no way that this scene is anything other than staged! Not only... Continue Reading →
Here a Trope, There a Trope
I’m pretty sure that the Suits at ABC (sABCs) and Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) looked at the calendar quite early and recognized that the Republican National Convention was going to take a big chunk of their audience and everybody else’s audiences, and they were correct. So, I am persuaded that they decided to give us... Continue Reading →
No Recap but Big News!
Alack, and alas, duty has called, so I will be unable to watch or blog about this week’s episode in a timely fashion—if at all. 😥 But that does not mean Your Friendly Neighborhood Muser is museless. For one thing, the word on the street is that Bachelor in Paradise IS BACK, BABY!! Yes, after... Continue Reading →
Quietly Vivacious
[cue The Weather Girls It's Raining Men] It's raining men! Every specimen! Tall, blonde, dark and lean Rough and tough and strong and mean God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do She bought every angel She rearranged the sky So... Continue Reading →
Charity Gets Her Kneel-down
[cue Kacey Musgraves Late to the Party] Sorry that I am late in getting to this final blog of Charity’s season. Ironically, that theme of lateness started when I began the episode. Imagine my surprise when I saw that the local ABC channel that services the Washington D.C. area pre-empted Charity’s final step in her... Continue Reading →
The Men Only Sorta Yell All
As entertaining as Charity’s journey to find love has been, this season’s The Men Yell All was pretty lackluster, so I will be brief. No surprise to me, it was not only announced that Braydon is heading to Paradise, but the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) also had previews of him prepared to stoke our interest.... Continue Reading →
Xavier X’s Himself
I came to this week’s Fantasy Suites episode with one burning question: why did Joey get far and away the most screentime during last week’s hometowns, including nearly twice as much as Dotun? The Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) are very intentional about the stories they are creating and screentime plays a large part in their... Continue Reading →
