Will She Go Wrong with the Wrong Guy?

First, a little cleanup from last week. We need to address Astonishingly Badly Clad Cam’s outfit. A hoodie under a blazer and so committed to the look that he added a pocket square to the blazer. Seriously? Awesomely Botched Clothing. With that bit of lingering business cleaned up, we now turn our attention to the... Continue Reading →

Cam Cancelled. Red Flags for Luke P.

Now that Always Be Cam has Already Been Crossed-out we see that he’s Always Been a Crybaby. And what exactly was that concocted drivel about needing an amputation, his dying grandma and something about a puppy? And did he forget to say he only had three months to live or did the producers just cut... Continue Reading →

Hannah Gets Awkward – Again

It’s always awkward when you walk in on your “girlfriend” when she’s with her other “boyfriend” as he’s putting his clothes back on. I hate when that happens. It’s a shame that nobody’s ever written a country song for me to cue up. Maybe country singer (The Other Boyfriend) Jeb could write one. Or Cam... Continue Reading →

Week 1: Hannah B. Meets the Guys

Please. Help. Me. I think I’m starting to like Hannah B. After seeing her on The Bachelorette Reunion – shout out to My Girl Ali Fedotowsky who I will adore forever - there’s something about her prior awkwardness that is less awkward and more endearing. There’s probably more I like than that but I can’t... Continue Reading →

A Wilted Final Rose

“It was so amazing with you right from the start that I couldn’t see myself with anybody else. That’s why I decided to marry somebody else.” Yes, Becca the strong, independent-minded woman – self-described and validated by her family – was faced with a choice: one guy who promised to be her caretaker; or the... Continue Reading →

(more) Tedium in Thailand

Seriously, can we just be done with this season already so we can move on to the madness and mayhem of Bachelor in Paradise aka “the Bachelor Nation Summer Vacation”? I’m even looking forward to next week’s Men Tell All as a respite from the tedium of this Bachelorette season even though the preening peacockiness... Continue Reading →

You Dropped a Bomb on Me

[cue The Gap Band You Dropped a Bomb on Me] Tonight’s hometown visits episode took a rather dramatic turn from their usual predictability[1] when girl talk with Becca and her besties turned into true confessions as Tia blindsided Becca by sharing that she still had feelings for Colton the Golden Child. We got an inkling... Continue Reading →

Bahama(s) Drama(s)

With four hometown visits on the line, Becca was going to face some tough decisions this week, especially since she’ll have to visit a family of some guy she’s not into. So naturally the show had to begin with Coach Chris the Camp Counselor helping Becca validate her feelings. Those feelings were going to be... Continue Reading →

Bros, Bad Boys and Ballerini

“Just like Virginia birthed the nation, I hope that it births a relationship that really lasts for me.” (Yanni Leo) And with enough cheese to fill a vat of Velveeta, so began the two-hour promo ad sponsored by The Virginia Tourism Corporation. If you had mentions of my state’s tourism motto “Virginia is for Lovers”... Continue Reading →

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