Seven. Four. One. Seven Men. Four tickets for Hometowns. One Sam the Sham (‘The Sham”). As James Brown might have put it, the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) made sure this latest episode was on the One.  Sure, they gave us some minor sub-plots to get us from The Seven to The Final Four. But the... Continue Reading →

Whoa. They done walked right out the commercial into Cocktail Party with zero warning! Hit Rewind, Ray! The guys are duped into thinking the Party will be drama-free because they don’t know a Jenn ex has been flown from Colombia to Auckland to muck things up. Jenn sat herself down in the middle of the... Continue Reading →

The scene for Jenn and Her Guys shifts from Melbin, Australia, to Auckland, New Zealand. There’s a scene of a space needle-type situation, which I immediately took as foreshadowing, which turned out to be correct. But first, we met Jenn and Jesse and got some fascinating insight into the history of one of The Bachelor... Continue Reading →

At the outset, I want to thank the Suits at ABC (sABCs) and the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) for their opening announcement to humorously remind me that I am not their target demographic. The opening beefcake scene further reinforced that reminder. There is no way that this scene is anything other than staged! Not only... Continue Reading →

I’m pretty sure that the Suits at ABC (sABCs) and Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) looked at the calendar quite early and recognized that the Republican National Convention was going to take a big chunk of their audience and everybody else’s audiences, and they were correct. So, I am persuaded that they decided to give us... Continue Reading →

Alack, and alas, duty has called, so I will be unable to watch or blog about this week’s episode in a timely fashion—if at all. 😥 But that does not mean Your Friendly Neighborhood Muser is museless. For one thing, the word on the street is that Bachelor in Paradise IS BACK, BABY!! Yes, after... Continue Reading →