Cam Cancelled. Red Flags for Luke P.

Now that Always Be Cam has Already Been Crossed-out we see that he’s Always Been a Crybaby. And what exactly was that concocted drivel about needing an amputation, his dying grandma and something about a puppy? And did he forget to say he only had three months to live or did the producers just cut that part out?

Fortunately, a guy tattle-telling on another guy finally paid off and Hannah B. saw through his shtick – and probably his bad rapping – and there was no pity rose waiting for him.

Speaking of the producers cutting things out, Hannah B. made a passing reference to one of the guys having to leave and by “one of the guys” and “leave” she meant that the producers pulled last week’s 1-on-1 guy Tyler G. from the show during the group date. I won’t dignify the serious allegations against him but you can use your Google Machine if you’re curious about what’s out there.

With Cam thankfully out of the way, the way is paved for the emergence of the “slowly self-imploding” and “unstable” Luke P. as the object of our scorn. Besides being a bit, uh, territorial, [cue Nick Jonas Jealous[1]] he seems either disingenuous or confused about his feelings. After several serious uses of the L-word, he’s ready to pack it in because now he’s not sure if he’s feelin’ it anymore? And the previews of his clenched fist and verbal assaults look like they’ll make for good TV but not necessarily present him as husband material. Yes, Hannah B. did give Luke P. a good talking-to [cue Lesley Gore You Don’t Own Me[2]] but how many more red flags will she ignore before she figures out that he has serious issues?

(My Girl) Demi, if you’re going to be working as an undercover spy, you’re going to have to see through this guy and help your girl out!

Since we can see Luke P. planting the seeds of his own demise, we need to take country-singer Jed more seriously, as well as Peter (the other pilot – get ready for Take Me to the Pilot references), and Connor who did well on Hannah B.’s sick day. And for once we got a private concert by somebody who’s actually a somebody in Lukas Graham!

Alas, Mike seems like the kind of nice guy who goes far but always ends up devastated.

Some guy named Matteo got a rose. Who the ^%#@ is he? Has he been on the show all this time?

Hannah B.’s black, sparkly romper was killer (I couldn’t get a quality screenshot). As was her red dress for last week’s cocktail party/Rose ceremony. Although I wasn’t wild about the Rose Ceremony dress this week, she’s been rockin’ a great wardrobe all season.

Roll Tide.

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[1] I don’t like the way he’s looking at you
I’m starting to think you want him too
Am I crazy? Have I lost ya
Even though I know you love me, can’t help it

I turn my cheek, music up
And I’m puffing my chest
I’m getting ready to face you
Can call me obsessed
It’s not your fault that they hover
I mean no disrespect
It’s my right to be hellish
I still get jealous

‘Cause you’re too sexy beautiful
And everybody want to taste, that’s why

Songwriters: Tinashe Kachingwe / Nick Jonas / Nolan Lambroza / Simon Wilcox, © Peermusic Publishing, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.

[2] You don’t own me
Don’t say I can’t go with other boys . . .

. . . So just let me be myself
That’s all I ask of you

Songwriters: David White / John Madara, © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc