There are four weeks to go, and the rush to get Joey down on one knee[1] (take a sip) is moving at a fast pace. He made a pre-Rose Ceremony cut (Jess). Lexi self-eliminated as while she felt Joey was Mr. Right, her let’s-have-babies-right-away timeline math wasn’t mathing for him [cue Dr. John Right Place... Continue Reading →

We are five episodes into the season, and with ten episodes planned, we are at the halfway point. So, rather than recap two shows that didn’t change the arc of Joey’s journey to find love (take a sip!), I will offer my thoughts on the season so far. They are listed in no particular order.... Continue Reading →

The season started with 30-something women, and by that, I mean the number of women rather than their age, lest Medina feel offended for being the ripe old age of 31. This episode began with only 18 women. I have no idea who is gone, and the rest of the women all seem the same... Continue Reading →

Yeah, I was otherwise occupied and unable to watch or write on the Premiere in a timely fashion. Nothing much happens in the opener, anyway. Lots of beautiful women show up. Some make ridiculous entrances[1]. The Bachelor sends a few home. We remember a few: Maria and Jess, who are potential troublemakers, and the two... Continue Reading →

Ima wax poetically on Braydon a bit. But first – a question? In the 20-year history of The Bachelorette, I’m roughly estimating there have been, let’s say, 400 suitors of 22 fair maidens[1]. Quick – how many guys who didn’t win do you remember? I’ll wait. Tick . . . tick . . . tick... Continue Reading →

And that’s a wrap. Perhaps it’s not too early to cue up Looks Like We Made It (Barry Manilow) because it looks like those crazy kids Zach and Kaity are actually gonna git hitched[1]. If so, they would be the first couple from The Bachelor to marry since Sean and Catherine back in 2014. That... Continue Reading →

Zach and his trio of prospective wives head off to Thailand. Each of them is anticipating alone time with Zach without knowing what bombshell he plans to drop on them (cue Gap Band You Dropped a Bomb on Me). But first, Jesse grabs Zach to discuss his pre-game plan while reminding him that Fantasy Suites... Continue Reading →