[cue Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young Our House[1]] After canceling a record-high percentage of cocktail parties (approx. 80% - thanks Brayden and Aaron!), Charity heads to the Hometowns of our Final Four: Aaron, Joey, Xavier, and Dotun. First, some foreshadowing from My Girl at @bachelordata IG. Since 2011, The Bachelorette has had only two winners... Continue Reading →
[cue Johnny Horton The Battle of New Orleans] If it feels like we got to Hometown Decisions quite quickly this year, it’s because we got to Hometown Decisions quite quickly this year. As explained in great detail by my girl over at @bachelordata IG, after 11 consecutive years of having seven weeks before Hometowns, the... Continue Reading →
Thank you, Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) for one of the best episodes EVER[1]. This episode had everything (now switching to the voice of the Stefon character from SNL): drama over who is there for the right reasons; multiple guys beefing with multiple guys; a hysterically funny Group Date connected to a pop culture moment (the... Continue Reading →
It’s episode two of Charity the Amazing’s journey (take a sip) and tensions are already running high in the mansion, primarily focused on Brayden [cue The Clovers Devil or Angel] who we saw early and often. Let’s recap! Aaron B. got the season’s first coveted 1-on-1 date. My Girl at Bachelordata has found that the... Continue Reading →
First night of The Bachelorette. Lots and lots of guys. LOTS of TALLLLLLLLLL guys. One gorgeous Charity. What was I looking for and what stood out? Thanks to My Girl over at @Bachelordata IG, I was looking for the first four out of the limo. They tend to go far, especially when their limo exit... Continue Reading →
This blog comes a little late as Tuesday night I was caught up [cue Usher] in my own real reality rather than my favorite edited-for-storyline-purposes reality and was not able to watch Paradise in real-time (is time even real in Paradise?). I am caught up (that song is an epic, classic banger) now and I... Continue Reading →
Texts between MDD and I I am not one given to profanity, especially in a public forum, but wow, Tuesday’s agonizingly long episode was a total shit show. Yep, worse than a cluster**** (I already used up my profanity allotment) and way worse than a dumpster fire. The stench is so deep, I fear I... Continue Reading →
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