“I’m so mad at this season. I want to sue for damages for my lost time” – My Daughter Diandra (MDD). So this is what it’s come to. A retread from Colton’s Bachelor season balancing pizza on her head while she’s quarantining. This season of Bachelor in COVID is so bad. And with Chris Harrison... Continue Reading →

[cue Johnny Nash I Can See Clearly Now] What I said in last week’s recap is even more glaringly and painfully obvious this week. Because of COVID and Matt’s lack of personality, the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) have decided to turn the DRAMA up to 12 on a scale of 1 to 10 by leaning... Continue Reading →

“She’s entertaining men for money.” This was Monday’s cold open. It was also in the prior week previews so you knew it was going to be thing. And the thing that’s becoming a thing is that four episodes into Bachelor in COVID, the thing that we're all dealing with is that: Creating compelling and entertaining... Continue Reading →

“This is why you need to make dessert, Dad”, says My Daughter Diandra (MDD). “I need to eat my feelings.” Seriously. Lots of feelings tonight. Who expected in the course of merely one episode that My Girl – Our Girl – Sarah would become the real villain? And that Vacuous Victoria would become the voice... Continue Reading →

“It’s kind of turning to all about Victoria now” - one of the Girls of Nemacolin. Yeah, Queen Victoria is pretty much the vacuous but still irresistible force that draws all things to being about her. At this point we’re all counting the weeks – and praying to Matt’s God that they are few –... Continue Reading →

“I went through four COVID tests for this.” That’s finding love in 2020 for you. [cue Bon Jovi Social Disease] So many women. So many very pretty women. So many COVID-tested women. Too many women to draw any conclusions other than the First Impression Rose always means something and that went to Abigail who is... Continue Reading →