Ode to Dennis Edwards (1943-2018)

Short drum riff. Wah-wah guitar. A silky, subtle “ooh-hoo”, some scatting, and finally, “The childhood part of my life wasn’t very pretty.” The beginning of The Temptations’ Cloud Nine was when Dennis Edwards husky tenor voice burst into my consciousness. It would eventually become one of the early voices of the soundtrack of my life.... Continue Reading →

Go Away Little Girl

[Cue Hall & Oates] She's gone, oh I, oh I'd Better learn how to face it She's gone, oh I, oh I'd Pay the devil to replace her She's gone, what went wrong. OK, we knew Arie had his doubts. Nor did I ever really allow myself to truly believe that My Girl Bekah would... Continue Reading →

(Baby) Bye Bye Bye

Ding, dong, the witch is dead! Krazy, konceited, kontemptable Krystal goes kareening home after her two-on-one date – I believe I had that thank you very much, although I thought it would be with Lauren B. and missed predicting the alliteration with Kendall. And is it just me or was the most annoying thing about... Continue Reading →

The State of Our Union

Welcome to this week’s Bachelor musings where the state of our union is Krystal-ine. This season’s Girl We Love to Hate continued to show off her expanding repertoire of unlikeableness - this week she added victimhood – with her bowling alley/into the van/into the after-party/during the after-party hissy fit. Let’s review, boys and girls. Typical... Continue Reading →

Of Love Lost to Taxidermy

Tonight’s rather tame episode was, for me, a tale of four women. First, in preparation for my musings, I fast-forwarded back through the entire show to refresh my memory. I believe all I saw was Arie kissing My Girl Bekah for about 90 minutes. Jenna had a I-didn’t-come-here-for-this-so-don’t even-try-to-give-me-a-goodbye-hug exit which deserves detailed scrutiny. “I... Continue Reading →

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