A Tale of Two Connections

I spent Monday/Election Night pondering the state of our nation while pondering my Musings on Bachelor in Paradise. Not sure how I’m feeling about my life choices LOL. This week on Paradise the girls had the roses and the power to elect who they wanted to represent them. The drama was in two swing races:... Continue Reading →

Failing to Fight for Love

So where are we now? Victoria faced an existential question about her future person. Is it trophy husband Adam, a life of multiple estate homes and country club memberships, haute couture workout clothes, and soccer momming in her Bentley SUV? Or is Sunday afternoons with Dad bod Johnny, comfortably curled up on the sofa in... Continue Reading →

Lead Us Into Temptation, Pt. 2

Yes, am aware that it’s been a minute since I last wrote about Paradise. I suppose it’s a combination of Bachelor-related overload (I am now screaming every time I hear the word “connection”); confusion (so many people, so many relationships, so many changing story arcs, two different venues); and boredom (the cast members set up... Continue Reading →

Lead Us Into Temptation

With Ashley I. and Jarrod and their time in The Boom Boom Room finally behind us, the Evil Genius Producers (EGPs) focused our attention on two new developing storylines. As I have been predicting from the beginning, one of those storylines involves Michael’s journey, and Monday night the EGPs launched Chapter 2 of that journey.... Continue Reading →

Play Ball!

We’re almost at the halfway point and I’m starting to feel that Paradise energy that Jill described so well: "Paradise is built DIFFERENT. Totally, like wheels off the bus, careening out of control." Wait. Wut? We're NOT nearing the halfway point? The suits at ABC (sABCs) have added SIX MORE EPISODES?? We're going into the... Continue Reading →

73% More Mayhem to Go

Three episodes down. Eight more to go. When “anything can happen in Paradise”, it’s folly to place any significance on what has transpired to this point with 73% of the mayhem still in front of us. And it’s the self-mocking relationship anarchy that is the charm of this gem in The Bachelor franchise. How seriously... Continue Reading →

Paradise and Stuff (mostly stuff)

This blog comes a little late as Tuesday night I was caught up [cue Usher] in my own real reality rather than my favorite edited-for-storyline-purposes reality and was not able to watch Paradise in real-time (is time even real in Paradise?). I am caught up (that song is an epic, classic banger) now and I... Continue Reading →

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