Bo-ring

“Good luck trying to find something to write,” says My Daughter Diandra (MDD). With less than a half-page of notes after 90 minutes of this paint-drying-is-more-exciting episode, I definitely have my work cut out for me. Until she uttered that, my opening sentence was going to be something else she said, “OK. I’m opening solitaire.... Continue Reading →

Too Much Macho

[cue Billie Eilish Bad Guy] Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the most villainous of all? First, there was pot-stirring-without-actual-evidence Carl. Then there was Mr. Manipulative Thomas. Both were just annoying pretenders. But now time-stealing Hunter has emerged to be the actual villain, the bad boy that Katie likes – at least for now –... Continue Reading →

Punk’d by the Producers

OK Evil Genius Producers (EGPs). We see you. We really see you. And we stan. Katie holding The Final Rose Tonight: “Thomas . . .“ EGPs cut to commercial. And then it’s cue Hit the Road Jack and hasta la vista, Everybody’s Doubting Thomas! Don’t let the door at the [promotional considerations by] Hyatt Regency... Continue Reading →

Idol Girls Doin’ Work

Kelly. Carrie. And Jax? While it’s quite premature to include Jax (3rd place, Season 14, 2014) among the Idol royalty, she is making her presence known in the pop world. In April I mentioned that she signed a record deal with Atlantic Records. That deal has already started paying off. Jax is in regular rotation... Continue Reading →

The Trauma Bearing (and boring) Episode

Between Katie’s “no consent” story to Michael’s tragic story of losing his wife and young son’s mother to cancer, tonight was really heavy. Our reality shows aren’t supposed to be this real. I’m not sure how I feel about this in what used to be a reliable couple of hours of mindless and predictably campy... Continue Reading →

Katie’s Got Feelings

About 20 seconds in we heard “trust the journey”. Throwing “trust” in there rates an extra sip. And then about another minute later we heard the first of 2,482,095,345 uses of the phrase “right reasons”. I think My Daughter Diandra (MDD) and I killed a bottle of wine tonight. There are still too many guys... Continue Reading →

How to Impression

Gather ‘round, boys and girls. It’s time for your friendly neighborhood Muser to drop some Bachelorette knowledge on ya. On The Bachelorette, it’s not first impressions but rather first first impressions that count. According to @Bachelordata, in the four seasons prior to Clare’s “season[1]”, one or two of the Final Four were among the first... Continue Reading →

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