Saying Nothing (for now)

[Cue up Justin Timberlake featuring Chris Stapleton Say Something] “Sometimes the greatest the way to say something is to say nothing at all” That’s how I’m feeling right now about the bad breakup we saw tonight. I’m not able to process my feelings in a logical way (which I know sounds like a contradiction but... Continue Reading →

How Can I Live Until the End?

In a surprise to nobody, Arie sent Kendall the Taxidermist home. Aside from her love of stuffing animals which would be a complete non-starter for me, she was by far the most interesting girl of the three which is exactly why she wouldn’t be suitable for Arie. But even if I had been inclined to... Continue Reading →

There Will Be Musings (eventually)

Just a reminder that my inability to keep my real life, i.e. work/travel obligations, apart from my fantasy life, i.e. I'm so wealthy that I can write about The Bachelor or American Idol or whatever in a timely fashion without concern for basic necessities . . . and, oh boy, this has now become a run-on sentence that... Continue Reading →

There’s No Place Like Home

[Cue Home Sweet Home. I’ll take Carrie Underwood’s cover of the original version by Motley Crue but the Crue will do, too.] It was Hometown Visits Week. Before I break each one down, there were a couple of broad themes worth pointing out. First, we have the fake-outs where the preview clips for every visit... Continue Reading →

Ode to Dennis Edwards (1943-2018)

Short drum riff. Wah-wah guitar. A silky, subtle “ooh-hoo”, some scatting, and finally, “The childhood part of my life wasn’t very pretty.” The beginning of The Temptations’ Cloud Nine was when Dennis Edwards husky tenor voice burst into my consciousness. It would eventually become one of the early voices of the soundtrack of my life.... Continue Reading →

Go Away Little Girl

[Cue Hall & Oates] She's gone, oh I, oh I'd Better learn how to face it She's gone, oh I, oh I'd Pay the devil to replace her She's gone, what went wrong. OK, we knew Arie had his doubts. Nor did I ever really allow myself to truly believe that My Girl Bekah would... Continue Reading →

(Baby) Bye Bye Bye

Ding, dong, the witch is dead! Krazy, konceited, kontemptable Krystal goes kareening home after her two-on-one date – I believe I had that thank you very much, although I thought it would be with Lauren B. and missed predicting the alliteration with Kendall. And is it just me or was the most annoying thing about... Continue Reading →

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